Mi name Varon, come London 1948. The real ting never lose value. We only could afford old sofa, but dat sofa hold story. Nowadays dem want flat-pack quick. Step in Portobello, vintage wingback smell of years. Not new outta box, but dem real. When reggae first play in Brixton pub, statement sofas people buy furniture to last. Every stain show moment. Cold, snow pon street, but dat sofa warm half community. Dat sofa part of mi life. Postcode tell story too. Chelsea go fancy, wid deep wingback. Camden clash colour, wid upcycled seat.

All dem catalogue chair? Dem got no memory. Old funky accent seat hold family together. Truth be told, mi pick funky armchair over soulless sofa. Before you click catalogue, take unique armchair wid scar, and let it be part of your life.